While I don’t think either candidate is supremely confident in what’s going to happen tonight, what I do know is that the cake that’s being wheeled into Trump Tower right now screams, “Put a literal fork in me because it’s all over.”
Just look at those eyes. That already-been-in-office-for-eight-years fatigue. Even his trademark jowls are looking shittier than normal. And if the cake doesn’t sell you? How about this:
Let’s just put it this way – I’ve never been to a wedding with a cash bar where I thought the bride and groom were going to make it more than four years. Or an election, for that matter. .
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