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If This Cake Getting Wheeled Into Trump Tower Means Anything, Donald Trump Is Getting His Ass Kicked Tonight

If This Cake Getting Wheeled Into Trump Tower Means Anything, Donald Trump Is Getting His Ass Kicked Tonight

While I don’t think either candidate is supremely confident in what’s going to happen tonight, what I do know is that the cake that’s being wheeled into Trump Tower right now screams, “Put a literal fork in me because it’s all over.”

Just look at those eyes. That already-been-in-office-for-eight-years fatigue. Even his trademark jowls are looking shittier than normal. And if the cake doesn’t sell you? How about this:

Let’s just put it this way – I’ve never been to a wedding with a cash bar where I thought the bride and groom were going to make it more than four years. Or an election, for that matter.

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Will deFries

Will deFries (@WilldeFries) is the world's foremost authority on Sunday Scaries. Writer, Editor, and Content Manager at Post Grad Problems. Email me at will@grandex.co.

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