Gronk Now Has A Party Ship Because He’s The Perfect Person To Have His Own Party Ship

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Gronk Now Has A Party Ship Because He's The Perfect Person To Have His Own Party Ship

We all saw this coming.

Apparently a party bus just couldn’t hold Gronk, because the king of football spikes and Fireball chugs commandeered his own party ship to go to his own party island, and is inviting 2,500 people to come along.

Now this hit airwaves before football season, but we’re less than a month away from departure and apparently some spots are still up for grabs. This may be due to a February departure date, not exactly on anyone’s Spring Break. But honestly, every week was Spring Break for Gronk in college.

Frankly, I don’t even know what to expect on a ship that contains the Gronk family, Waka Flocka Flame, and others. But I’d imagine it’d involve a lot of this:

And this:

If Gronk’s having a hard time filling the ship and needs someone who’s always down for a party and won’t miss out on anything, even last minute, I think there’s a guy bored in Cleveland who might be willing to take some of those staterooms off his hands.

Partying with Gronk is on my bucket list, but if I’m looking to get tanked out on the ocean, I’m not entirely sure I trust the guy. I’d much rather hedge my bets throwing them back with Vacation Will deFries on the TFM/TSM Spring Break Trip.

There may be less spiking, but not that much less. All I’m saying is that if you’re looking to get wasted with one of your idols on the high seas in the upcoming months, you’ve got options.

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