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Entitled Little UConn Turd Wants Mac And Cheese With His Beer, Gets Arrested

I’m probably too old to say “fuck boy,” but I believe this kid can be classified as a fuck boy.

So much going on here. Apparently this dirtbag tried to roll into the UConn student union with a beer, a move which we all support, but was denied entry because he’s 19, and we are a nation of laws. Shit gets wild from there, and ends with a nice takedown and arrest. That must be some bomb mac and cheese.

He starts out with the shitty guy move of calling out the guy for being a service industry manager, and naturally, someone is rolling the whole time. Shoutout to the kid with the patience and focus to roll for 9 damn minutes. I’m willing to bet Adderall was involved in some capacity.

Entitled Little UConn Turd Wants Mac And Cheese With His Beer, Gets Arrested

Nope. You can’t tell him nothin’.

Look, a hungry, drunk, entitled little fuck with great flow cannot be reasoned with when he’s hungry. And the dude is rocking the shower shoes with socks look, which lets everyone know how hard he can chill if he really wants to.

But there’s no chill here. This dude goes down hard, and even pulls the peak scumbag move of spitting in the dude’s face after he’s been detained by police. This manager will be posted up with Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan soon, because the dude handled this like a boss. Can’t wait to hear this little pube’s apology. I hate college kids.

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Dave

Lawyer. Writer. Dude doing business. I'm the meatloaf guy from tv.

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