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Dude Asked His Exes To Write His Tinder Bio, One Of Them Decided She Still Loved Him So She Left Her Boyfriend

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In a world with untrustworthy, self-absorbed, over inflated online dating bios, this guy (Who henceforth will be called #JakeFromTinder) decided he wanted more outward transparency. So, he asked his ex-girlfriends to write his Tinder bio.

You want brutally honest descriptions of yourself? Ask an ex-girlfriend. A year after a breakup, an ex of mine once called me a “nice enough guy, but you aren’t as funny as you think you are.” I’ll take it.

So, on to the screenshots? On to the screenshots.

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Jake started off simple enough, asking around and getting some responses like “I’m married, leave me alone…” and “You were an asshole.” It looked like a Yelp review from hell in there.

Then he texted one of his exes (Faith) who decided she wasn’t quite over him yet.

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According to an update to the original Reddit post, Jake and Faith are set to reunite soon. This is truly a modern love story. Really excited for the Nicholas Sparks rendition where Jake gets called off to fight in Ukraine in World War III and Faith has only his cryptic Snapchat stories to keep up with him as he fights off Putin and his mighty armies. Coming to theaters, Summer 2018.

[via Reddit]

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Brian McGannon

What do I love? I love happy hour, a good golf tan, and getting inappropriately drunk in public.

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