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This is the moment that they’re going to point to in the history books when they say, “This is when that generation completely lost all credibility.”
I’m not going to lie, everyone. This is a low point for all of us. Being hungover is bad. Forcing yourself (and your partner) to wait in line at Walgreen’s with a stage-five hangover splitting Plan B over Venmo is worse. But you know you’ve completely given up when you’re lying in bed with Friends reruns playing thinking to yourself, “I’m so hungover that I think I have to Seamless this Plan B.”
For those of you who don’t know, Seamless is a courier app where you can pretty much order anything directly to your apartment. And as if it wasn’t stupid enough to buy Chipotle for $22 using the app, we’ve reached a new generational low now that they’ve added Plan B (yes, the emergency contraceptive) delivered to your place for the low price of $76.99.
Yes, chivalry is dead. And if it wasn’t already, this is the final “Jack, please remove your finger from that piece of wood from the Titanic” moment that killed it. A guy can’t even take the time to take an elevator down to the street where there’s probably a Walgreens within shouting distance to ensure he’s not going to have a kid. Not to sound super Donald Trump-y, but this is truly sad.
We’re at that point where a girl could possibly hear a knock on her door and think, “What’s that? I didn’t invite anyone over,” and it turns out to be a Seamless employee with Plan B that some dude ordered from a fucking bodega while sipping a goddamn flat white.
But that being said, anyone have any Seamless codes? You know, just in case. .
[H/T Cosmo]
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The coat hanger lobby is going to be fucking pissed, guys.
$80 > 18 years child support
Send over a pint of ice cream with it and you’re a thoughtful person.
You’ve changed the photo for this article three times. I don’t know if I can trust you anymore.
…so?
Take a joke, Will. No wonder you got cucked.
Worse. I hooked up with a guy who already had Plan B in his medicine cabinet. While totally convenient, seriously?
Plan B is Plan A.
This is incredible.
So either you snooped through his cabinet or you saved a trip to the drug store
That’s disgusting
I would say you’ve completely given up when you order that 24pk of whippits.
Hey I support anything that keeps us from popping out more kids we don’t need and are poorly equipped to raise.
Also I know it sounds terrible, not gonna lie if I lived in NYC there’s a reasonable chance I would do this… that’s some serious convenience right there.
$76 though? I’d rather walk the block or so it takes to get to a CVS and pay less than $40.
Nothing seems more romantic than the Netflix firewood and Christmas songs playing in the background, a nice bottle of wine, and some plan B resting beside it.
Millennial rom-coms will have this as the beginning of the story meet-cute. I love it.
You should watch Master of None
It’s cheaper on Postmates