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I firmly believe that guys gossip just as much as girls do. Who was a solid lay versus who felt like it was throwing a hot dog down a hallway; who gives the best and worst blow jobs; which ladies have fake boobs as opposed to real melons?
And most of that gossip probably takes place behind closed doors at the frat house, in the locker room, or even at work, because only complete fucking morons would have those kinds of conversations in places where someone – your mom, your girlfriend, your boss – might overhear you. Well, you can now count three members of the Winnipeg police force in that complete fucking morons category, because they broadcasted such a conversation to the entire city – literally.
The three officers were flying a regular patrol route over Winnipeg in their helicopter on Monday evening when residents started reporting that they were hearing some pretty interesting things. Turns out, the officers, who were discussing such topics as oral sex, “too much body hair,” and paying “600 (expletive) dollars a week”, had accidentally turned on the copter’s public address system.
And of course, the Twitterverse exploded:
Does the #Winnipeg chopper realize the entire West End can hear their convo about blow jobs right now? @winnipeg311 #speakerphone #whoops
— Nat (@natncello) June 23, 2015
Kinda feeling like someone might need to wipe down that police helicopter. #whoops #speakerphone
— Bonnie Gembey (@eastendgrl1) June 23, 2015
Hey #airone if you're still around can you swing by my house and read me a story? Thanks. #speakerphone #winnipeg
— Holly Caruk (@hollyinthecity) June 23, 2015
This gives new meaning to the well-known phrase "blow job helicopter." #Winnipeg #speakerphone #whoops
— #643 (@Mystery643) June 23, 2015
(Ok, I’ll admit I had to google “helicopter blowjob”)
Yesterday, Const. Jason Michalyshen of the Winnipeg Police, whose face clearly says “I can’t believe I actually have to go out and talk about this,” issued at a statement saying that the situation is being reviewed.
Somehow I think those three are doing to be on desk duty for a while. .
[via The Winnipeg Free Press]
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Jenna Crowley
Jenna used to be known as 2NOTBrokeGirls, but then one of the girls actually went broke, so she's struck out on her own. Jenna spends her free time saving the world, one sorority girl at a time (usually while wearing yoga pants), questioning why she decided to get a doctorate, documenting her love of all things cheese related, and hosting the new PGP podcast Don't Take It From Us. You can ask her anything you want about football, using your boobs to get what you want, and pizza at @JennaLCrowley on Twitter or via email at JennaLCrowley@gmail.com.
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Dear 2NotBrokeGirls,
Lets raise up, and in the words of Petey Pablo, “Take your shirt off, twist it round your head, spin it like a helicopter”
Love,
Shibby
That’s Canada for ya.
All you need to do is look at where Winnipeg is on the map, and that should explain everything. Pretty much a Canadian Fargo. Can’t imagine they’re able to lure the brightest of police officers there.