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If you’re a single female in your 20s, there’s a stigma around being a cat owner. As unfair as it may be, the world is going to look at you with undeserving eyes that say, “If you don’t find a boyfriend soon, you’re destined to be the creepy cat lady.” And in true millennial female fashion, you’ll make a joke about everything I just said before getting back to your apartment and enjoying some Netflix, wine, and pizza.
And now they can actually drink wine with their cat. Per The Huffington Post:
The Denver-based company makes drinks for cats that look like wine, but bear little resemblance to the stuff ingredient-wise — it’s both alcohol-free and grape-free. In varieties like Pinot Meow and MosCATo, Apollo Peak wine is made with organic catnip and water and colored with organic beet juice (the “white” varieties are colored with golden beets).
As much as I hate the concept of this, I can’t hate on the fact that they’re calling it “Pinot Meow” and “MosCATo” because a good pun should never go unnoticed. But unfortunately, I really can’t think of anything much more depressing than that moment of realization when you say to yourself, “I’m really buying non-alcoholic wine for my cat right now, aren’t I?”
Just make sure when you do it, you go to self-checkout and surround it with a bunch of two-buck Chuck before your failed Bumble date from three months ago sees you while shopping with his new girlfriend. If you’re going to commit to that type of personal low, at least keep it to yourself.
But seriously, what’s next, cat pizza? Actually, that probably already exists. .
[via The Huffington Post]
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They call it wine, but it’s not really wine?
“…your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn’t stop to think I’d they should.”