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Hey, uh, your fantasy team is trash. You already know this, but there’s some small glimmer of hope you’re hanging onto since you made the playoffs last year by the grace of god. My thinking is, why wait three months to learn what you pretty much already knew: You suck at this.
Come join us over at DraftKings for their brand new Team Pick’em. You’ll know how good (or bad) you are after Week 1, and you can start fresh in Week 2 as if Week 1 never even happened. It’s add a nice little bit of excitement to your weekend, and again, it’s fucking free.
We’ve teamed up so you can play FREE to win a share of $1 MILLION
Here’s how it works:
• Choose the outright winner of each game
• Get more than half right
• Win cash prizes
That’s really simple. Simple is good. It’s also free, so other than you being a lazy turd, you have no good reason not to do this.
Make sure to get your FREE picks in by 1:00 PM EST on September 9th before the challenge locks
*Eligibility restrictions apply. See website for details..