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It’s been one hell of a start to the 2017 PGA tour season. We’re nine tournaments in and we’ve had seven different winners, five of whom are in the top 10 on the OWGR. The way things are looking, I’m probably going to blow half my PTO on not missing one shot of Masters Week. As if all the excitement on the golf course isn’t enough, the newest season of ‘Feherty’ returns with a two-part interview of none other than Lefty, Phil the Thrill, Philip Alfred Mickelson.
Part 1 airs tonight on the Golf Channel at 9 p.m. ET, but most of you already knew that because the Golf Channel has been dangling this in front of our noses ever since Kapalua back in January. I’ve been throbbing to get to sit down and watch it, and all day yesterday was planning out exactly when I’d need to leave work to make sure I got all my non-essential shit out of the way so I could watch it uninterrupted. Until I remembered at about 8:45 last night that 9 p.m. ET (8 p.m. CT if you’re not a coastal elite) puts me in hour two of tomorrow night’s three-hour Bachelor binge sesh.
Shit. Now, if it were up to me, I’d go Feherty over The Bachelor. But my TV is a shared commodity, and the only time my girlfriend picks up the remote without asking is when she realizes it’s 7 p.m. on Monday. I know she’s going to insist with a smile, “Let’s watch Feherty, babe,” but I don’t think I can do that to her. And I’m sure I could stream Phil’s interview, but I don’t want any distractions keeping me from hearing the tough questions like “how much more have you made from insider trading than golf,” or “has anyone ever told you that you look like Nicolas Cage.” No, I think I’ll make some deposits in the brownie points bank and let her have the TV so we can watch ‘The Bachelor’ in all its totally not fabricated, dramatic glory. .
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[via Golf Channel]
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BBisgard45
Golf Pro in B/CS TX trying to trick the PGA into certifying me to give swing advice for a living.
@BrianBisgard
Watch the bachelor. I’m in the same boat. Not walking into my wife’s L-shaped ambush that is “whatever you want to watch babe.”
“Whatever you want to watch” means yes, whatever you want to watch…but at midnight when I’m already asleep.
“Whatever you want to watch” is immediately followed by one of the following:
Uhhh No
Umm Really?
Again?
Sigh
Seriously?
I guess I’m just gonna go take a shower and watch my iPad in bed (best possible response)
Side note: Phil wearing some hot pink lipstick here?
Side note No. 2. Upon further review Phil just looks like an alchy wearing a ton of makeup here.
Phil’s leather jacket is the most aggressive fashion choice in TV since Corinne’s bouncy house bikini.
DVR Feherty and watch the first hour tomorrow before the second part of the lefty interview, while watching the three hours of bachelor tonight.
Sincerely, a guy in the same boat as most males dating. (Not bragging, if I were I would be watching Feherty in real time tonight)
Phil has some edge in that sweet leather jacket
Gonna go with neither.
Wrong
To each his own.