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I have become somewhat of a gender reveal critic in recent years. I enjoy a good gender reveal video, and I love to lay down some critiquing. I’ve seen the sports reveals, the egg reveals, the hipster reveals, and the tannerite reveals, but I have never witnessed something quite like this video.
I love a good redneck gender reveal. My wife and I (thankfully) did not do a grand gender reveal party, but just opened an envelope in front of family and took pictures with smoke bombs later. I would totally have been down to this though. This dude is psycho.
First off, that’s no small gator. It takes some serious Cajun balls to mess with a gator of any size like this, but especially a gator this big. You see the way he crushed that thing in the video? That gator would do the same thing to a human head.
This dad-to-be looks like a dude that doesn’t mess around, and I like that. He’s got a phenomenal beard and a crisp haircut. He comes across as a dude that ain’t afraid of no gator, and that’s the perfect man for this job.
I can’t entirely tell what the swamp monster is crushing in his mouth, but it looks to be like one of those hollow watermelon things full of blue jello. If this dad is truly a wild man then he needs to eat that jello to display dominance. There’s no other option.
Furthermore, I am very curious why George Strait is playing in the background. Don’t get me wrong, cranking some George Strait is usually a good idea 99 percent of the time, but it doesn’t really seem to fit this situation. I would personally need to be hyping myself up if I was going to be messing with a gator, but this guy is a maniac so who knows.
If one thing is for certain, it’s that we have a new king of gender reveals. .