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I have become somewhat of a gender reveal critic in recent years. I enjoy a good gender reveal video, and I love to lay down some critiquing. I’ve seen the sports reveals, the egg reveals, the hipster reveals, and the tannerite reveals, but I have never witnessed something quite like this video.
I love a good redneck gender reveal. My wife and I (thankfully) did not do a grand gender reveal party, but just opened an envelope in front of family and took pictures with smoke bombs later. I would totally have been down to this though. This dude is psycho.
First off, that’s no small gator. It takes some serious Cajun balls to mess with a gator of any size like this, but especially a gator this big. You see the way he crushed that thing in the video? That gator would do the same thing to a human head.
This dad-to-be looks like a dude that doesn’t mess around, and I like that. He’s got a phenomenal beard and a crisp haircut. He comes across as a dude that ain’t afraid of no gator, and that’s the perfect man for this job.
I can’t entirely tell what the swamp monster is crushing in his mouth, but it looks to be like one of those hollow watermelon things full of blue jello. If this dad is truly a wild man then he needs to eat that jello to display dominance. There’s no other option.
Furthermore, I am very curious why George Strait is playing in the background. Don’t get me wrong, cranking some George Strait is usually a good idea 99 percent of the time, but it doesn’t really seem to fit this situation. I would personally need to be hyping myself up if I was going to be messing with a gator, but this guy is a maniac so who knows.
If one thing is for certain, it’s that we have a new king of gender reveals. .
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I’m extremely curious as to how they came across this beast in the first place. Is it a family pet? Did they rope it in the swamp behind the house? Just wait for one to walk up into the yard?? Burning questions.
I’m hoping they just found it in the backyard and decided to improvise.
This looks like a scene cut from Idiocracy
This is the most ‘MURRICA thing I’ve seen since that one picture of Ronald Reagan riding a velociraptor.
This is basically the diet, caffeine-free version of that picture.
They look exactly what I expected people who would use a gator for a gender reveal to look like.
This is Louisiana as hell.
No way, Baw. This has “Florida Man” written all over it.
This sh*t would never fly, not even in Da ‘Barry.
This guy has no fear. He’s grabbing that thing’s mouth without even looking. Why are all those people so chill with it? My mind is blown right now.
What’s the color reveal supposed to be for inbred rednecks?
You misspelled Floridans
My immediate thought was that this must be somewhere in Florida.
And I thought my cousins were trashy rednecks for shooting a balloon with a crossbow for their gender reveal…
Please do yourself a favor and follow that video link to Facebook and look at the pictures they took on top of the gator after the reveal. It’s mouth is tapped but still total psycho move, I love it