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Ah, the Vegas club promoter. The douchiest of all the club promoters. When you’re trying to pack your club with beautiful people, you almost have to be a huge asshole. Nice guys can’t say no. Douchebags can because they have no soul.
Such was the case with one bachelorette party from Massachusetts who had a particularly rough encounter with a spectacularly douche-tastic promoter. He’s a smart business man, so he asks for pics of all 15 of the girls right off the bat to make sure they’re “Hakkasan material” and then it just falls to pieces from there.
In the promoter’s defense, it’s his job to make sure hippos and whales don’t make it through the door at Hakkasan. He then paints Massachusetts with a broad stroke, claiming NO ONE (not girls, anyway) works out over there.
Don’t hate the player. Hate the game, ladies.
Editor’s note: Fuck this guy. Seriously.
[via Jezebel]
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Brian McGannon
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F Vegas. Way more bang for your buck in NOLA.
Every boring girl in America: “Vegas! Woooooooooooo!” *throws hands up in the air*
Patrick Warburton: “We all know what you did in Vegas… you got drunk and danced with each other.”
How awful that the promoter wouldn’t give her free stuff for being with a group of girls! Horrendous.
Note to self: Cancel trip to Massachusetts
I find nothing wrong with this, everyone knows Vegas is shallow. If you aren’t attractive wait in line or pre buy like the rest of us (by rest of us I mean guys). I’m disappointed in you McGannon for reading Jezebel much less reposting. Thank you Peter for keeping whales out of Hakassan!
http://www.lasvegassun.com/news/2014/jul/17/hakkasan-fires-promoter-accused-screening-women-ke/