“They say: Girl’s night?
I hear: I’m going to get sloppy drunk on merlot and call text my ex-boyfriend, “Miss you,” in hopes that he’ll invite me over once we all leave the wine bar we just loudly took over.”
Chill you know everything there is to know about women.
Coming super late to this article, but man Caroline you hit everything right on the spot. I’ve been listening to Bowie non stop since he died. This was beautifully written.
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” I can’t just fucking walk everywhere.”
It gets better and better.
A vote for Shibby is a vote for margs. Shibby2016
Live Johnny!! Live!!!!!!!!!!
Thank god for Mario teaches typing.
shibbs you’re a true American hero.
I would like to apply to be part of your brunch squad
buy the Jordan’s and the Weejun’s Johnny. Treat yourself.
“They say: Girl’s night?
I hear: I’m going to get sloppy drunk on merlot and call text my ex-boyfriend, “Miss you,” in hopes that he’ll invite me over once we all leave the wine bar we just loudly took over.”
Chill you know everything there is to know about women.
Definitely eating a paczki while I’m reading this.
My bastard subconscious is telling me ” Do it because its fat Tuesday”
Chill deBreeze is so golden.
“I’m becoming way more skeptical of everyone new that I meet, which makes me atrocious at first impressions.”
I’m in the same place as you. Great read.
I hope that Todd gives the gift of murder suicide.
Coming super late to this article, but man Caroline you hit everything right on the spot. I’ve been listening to Bowie non stop since he died. This was beautifully written.
“Devochka” is Russian slang for girl.
Also love the “taken-esque” villain accent. Bravo WDF!
Pretty sure Bonnie Rotten is a porn star.
Nice work with the old mare comment.
My name is Bonnie. OlddirtyBonnie is a wu tang clan/ ol dirty bastard reference.
This story speaks to me.
If you ever want to have a PGP date hit me up.
hahahahaah!
This nightmare is approaching very soon.
Preachhhhh