Opened underwear from my deployed boyfriend that said “sexually deprived for your freedom” in front of my super conservative parents and grandparents. Merry Christmas. PGP.

Constantly being told to “own it” when you’re the only person in your department. PGP.

When I get home from work I use my work laptop to watch Hulu so I appear “online” after hours. PGPM.

Middle management goals

Doing it for the 401K and Health Insurance

Actually being sick on a sick day.

Saw my boss on tinder, automatically swiped left. He just asked me why I didn’t swip right, I’m not sure if he was joking or not.

The Supreme Court making you officially thankful your boss isn’t a religious nut job. PGP.

Doing the math and realizing you’ve already spent an entire paycheck on weddings this summer. PGP.