Your run-of-the-mill post-grad degenerate, living life as a cautionary tale for others by hopelessly clinging onto my college years and successfully convincing myself I don't look desperate in doing so.
It really is great having the BFF boss…until every mind-dumbing day begins with, “I could use you on this, but what do YOU want to do?” At a company where internet usage is monitored with all the furvor of the NSA? Whatever the hell you want! Jesus Chrite! Just get me through the next 8 hours without having to make up fairy tale responsibilities that do not exist within any job title here.
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You should’ve known B&Es weren’t kosher when the neighborhood Jews weren’t glorifying them.
It really is great having the BFF boss…until every mind-dumbing day begins with, “I could use you on this, but what do YOU want to do?” At a company where internet usage is monitored with all the furvor of the NSA? Whatever the hell you want! Jesus Chrite! Just get me through the next 8 hours without having to make up fairy tale responsibilities that do not exist within any job title here.