So to sum up, you give your readers advice on how spending time on your cover letter is a bad idea because it makes them look “unqualified”. Meanwhile you yourself are unqualified for your job as well as the recruitment of interns. Also, I assume you do not have an HR person (craiglist job listing) otherwise they’d give you a nice talk about how using gender as a reason for hiring (also the “she was hot” comment) could get you sued up the wazoo in the real world.
So to sum up, you give your readers advice on how spending time on your cover letter is a bad idea because it makes them look “unqualified”. Meanwhile you yourself are unqualified for your job as well as the recruitment of interns. Also, I assume you do not have an HR person (craiglist job listing) otherwise they’d give you a nice talk about how using gender as a reason for hiring (also the “she was hot” comment) could get you sued up the wazoo in the real world.