On the outside looking in at the club.
You wear Ashworth, I wear Tek Gear.
You wear Chubbies, I'm just chubby.
You wear Sperry's, I wish I had a boat.
Hope there's a golf outing today so I skim the leftovers.
My office is the only one with a door that locks. Quickly became friends with benefits with a girl from the front desk. Totally unrealistic expectations of bending her over the desk and anything else you learn as a prepubescent male watching the scrambled porn channel on cable tv but also totally fun and exciting.
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My office is the only one with a door that locks. Quickly became friends with benefits with a girl from the front desk. Totally unrealistic expectations of bending her over the desk and anything else you learn as a prepubescent male watching the scrambled porn channel on cable tv but also totally fun and exciting.