I really need to get started on my taxes. PGP

Coworkers who think Flo from Progressive is hilarious. PGP.

Coworker prints out and highlights driving directions on MapQuest before we go on sales calls. PGP

Gray hair streaks and acne. PGP.

The back of my cube is a wall, so no one can see my screen. I feel like a god. PGP.

Overtime means I’ll find out who wins tomorrow morning. PGP.

My aspiration is to be Clark Griswold. PGP.

Tindering while cold calling. PGP.

Instead of giving us a raise, they put a fountain in the lobby. PGP.

An older coworker referring to pressing the power button on a computer as “reworking the hard-drive.” PGP.