A couple of co workers and I went out to the bars after our Christmas party. My branch manager proceeded to tell me about the time his ex-girlfriend used the shift lever on his jeep to get herself off……
Pop a couple Advil, make a Bloody Mary, delete all evidence that last night happened, and turn on some Netflix (preferably Bob Ross). Every. Damn. Time.
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Fuck. That. Girl.
Nice humble brag.
My response to this is typically, “If this is the dream then wake my ass up.”
You just played out the dream scenario in your comment. Thank you.
Plot twist. Todd has actually banged one of Caroline’s other friends and causes a meltdown during the bachelorette party.
A couple of co workers and I went out to the bars after our Christmas party. My branch manager proceeded to tell me about the time his ex-girlfriend used the shift lever on his jeep to get herself off……
Anyone who uses the word “Darty” needs punched in the throat immediately.
“Bitch how are you not the hobbit again?”
“When I come back like Jordan wearin the 4-5”
As someone who has had a couple of blacked out triple digit bar tabs, this hits close to home.
Anyone else think Dorn has the weirdest laugh?
I was praying to you when Todd unlocked her phone. “Oh Jesus, please let him see some texts from Trip.”
He’s a shell of his former self now.
I didn’t have a passcode on my phone before reading this. I now have a passcode on my phone.
I’m uncomfortable just reading the title.
Any movie with J.K. Simmons is a movie for me.
Hey different strokes for different folks.
Pop a couple Advil, make a Bloody Mary, delete all evidence that last night happened, and turn on some Netflix (preferably Bob Ross). Every. Damn. Time.
Gonna be honest. The straight beaver shot is a bit aggressive for me, but hey different strokes for different folks.
But did they purify themselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?