The guy Merrill Lynch assigned to manage my IRA is one year younger than me. PGP.

Putting the toilet seat cover on while talking on the phone was by far the most productive thing I’ve done this month. PGP.

I have one of the nicer cars in my work lot. I drive a 2012 Camry. PGP.

Deleted my birth year on Facebook. PGP.

That one coworker that can’t walk by your desk without saying something. PGP