Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles:
Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
Love how this guy acts like he’s unveiling the newest Apple invention. Seriously though, if I got one of these at a white elephant party I would use it at my desk every day and get fired.