Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles:
Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
*makes jerkoff motion in your general direction because the Astros and Texans were BOTH the worst teams in their respective leagues during 2013 and my pain is more real than yours, also Oilers/Bills*
Get off my ass.
God I miss it. So much.
Bill Nye is your Jesus.
Man?
Well fuck you then.
Look buddy, I don’t know. I’m not some kind of feces storage expert.
Classic Mike.
I tried to tell him.
“Just to be clear, you will be nowhere close to succeeding, so you can like, you can do whatever you wanna do.”
*makes jerkoff motion in your general direction because the Astros and Texans were BOTH the worst teams in their respective leagues during 2013 and my pain is more real than yours, also Oilers/Bills*
“don’t you guy have an editor that reads this stuff first??” #irony
I’m good. Thanks though.
All the monies
He’s out cold.
Holy shit I hate you. Let’s meet up and fight in real life.
Haters gon’ hate.
Buy yourself a wishing time machine then, player.
$50,000,000
I don’t know about all that.
I can see my penis when I look down there.