My bathroom schedule is synced up with the 75 year old man in the office. PGP.

I had a dream last night that today was going to be Friday. PGP.

Just gave money that I don’t have back to a school that I can’t afford. PGP.

Taxes and Coffee. PGP.

“Man, this weather is crazy.” PGP.

The “I can’t keep drink like that during the week” text the next morning. PGP.

Took 13 hours to drive home. Took 13 hours and one minute to realize I left my apartment keys at my parents’ house. PGP.

Can I overdose on Advil? PGP.

Have I seen the sun this week? PGP.

My orange juice tasted really good in the car this morning. Then I realized I didn’t brush my teeth. PGP.