45 male employees. One stall. PGP.

Brooks Brothers taste on a JoS. A. Bank budget. PGP.

I’m seriously considering moving in with a girl I’m not that interested in just so I can save 50% on rent. PGP.

My boss is letting everyone hang out in the conference room and watch the World Cup. I hate soccer. PGP.

The security guard in my building that works overnight on the weekend is starting to get judgmental. PGP.

I’ve started attending my church again solely for the networking opportunities.

Accidentally making eye contact with the person exiting the bathroom stall you are about to enter.