Striking out on Tinder and moving to Plenty of Fish. PGP.

Tindering at a wedding. PGP.

The intern is more productive than I am. PGP.

Fantasizing more about sleep than sex. PGP.

Summer needs to end so I can go to bed in the dark. PGP.

“Afternoon Delight” now refers to a post-lunch BM. PGP.

Getting excited about health insurance. PGP.

Pretending to be knowledgeable about wine. PGP.