Highly decorated combat veteran from both Iraq and Afghanistan. Spent most of my formative years in bars along 6th Street and in strange sorority girls arms. Sobered up and found myself in Basic Training. By then, my fate was sealed. I'm a proud Non Commissioned, I hunt, I fish, I'm a sports nut and I spend my lunches in the gym instead of Whataburger.
I can’t really say that. Early on in our marriage, I was not the husband that she deserved. She has struggled with moving beyond that. The onus is on me. I am not going to finger point and place blame. I will own my baggage and fall on the sword.
Got home last night to have “the talk” with the wife. She asked for a divorce. Pretty sure that beats everything on this list. Prayers would be appreciated.
Being a dad is really fucking cool. They go through a mini-pledge process to become part of the family. “Come pull my finger” and “can you get me a beer” and “go ahead and slide face first down the slip-and-slide” are all part of the process. They have their moments when they are little jihadists, but for the most part, they are the coolest part of being a functioning adult.
Honestly, I’m sick of the Dad Bod. I have a daugther and I don’t put on weight. In fact, in the last year, I’ve lost weight. I weigh less than my single friends and coworkers. Excuses of poor diet and not exercising are (more often than not) myths we tell ourselves. Not only am I in a healthy BMI, but I regularly run 5 & 10k’s.
I would hate to be a gastroenterologist. The McDonald’s secret menu sounds like a escorts happy hour. You may enjoy it now, but you’re going to hate yourself the next day.
Deflect any advance for sex throughout the day, then when it comes time for bed, throw a fit that he waits until you’re tired and claim that it makes you feel like your the last thing on his mind.
There’s even a sub-genre of Texas-Red Dirt. It’s played on Radio Free Texas website. It’s not mainstream Red Dirt, i.e. Reckless Kelly, REK, Ragweed. They play some of the mainstream guys, but it’s more for the obscure Texas artists. It’s a solid website. They also stream on TuneIn.
I love being outside, I hike, I hunt, fish, camp, toss horseshoes…you name it I do it. But I don’t bore people to death with my stories. One of the guys I work with found out I liked the outdoors and now when he sees me, he corners me and tells me all the latest outdoor stories. I feel like I’m in a hostage situation.
You’re too kind. Thank you. I just followed you on Twitter.
Thank you.
Thank you. I’m moving to West Hartford, CT next month and I think that’s why she finally decided to move on.
I can’t really say that. Early on in our marriage, I was not the husband that she deserved. She has struggled with moving beyond that. The onus is on me. I am not going to finger point and place blame. I will own my baggage and fall on the sword.
Got home last night to have “the talk” with the wife. She asked for a divorce. Pretty sure that beats everything on this list. Prayers would be appreciated.
I can’t believe you had a WBAP bumper sticker. No one outside DFW knows what that is.
God bless SRV. Gone too early.
In the famous words of Hank Hill, “BWAHHHHH”
Being a dad is really fucking cool. They go through a mini-pledge process to become part of the family. “Come pull my finger” and “can you get me a beer” and “go ahead and slide face first down the slip-and-slide” are all part of the process. They have their moments when they are little jihadists, but for the most part, they are the coolest part of being a functioning adult.
Honestly, I’m sick of the Dad Bod. I have a daugther and I don’t put on weight. In fact, in the last year, I’ve lost weight. I weigh less than my single friends and coworkers. Excuses of poor diet and not exercising are (more often than not) myths we tell ourselves. Not only am I in a healthy BMI, but I regularly run 5 & 10k’s.
We could if the tech guy would stop playing World of Warcraft long enough to try.
Holy hell! The only meds my dogs get are the kind that he finds under the coffee table and whatever vitamins are in birds.
I would hate to be a gastroenterologist. The McDonald’s secret menu sounds like a escorts happy hour. You may enjoy it now, but you’re going to hate yourself the next day.
Yeah…but considering I hadn’t met my minimum time on station, it was still a bitch to find out.
The only way to improve this Tuesday is to skip it and get straight to Wednesday. Fuck this shit.
That’s one of the many reason to loiter at Snow Hall. IDF women are on a whole different level of hot.
Deflect any advance for sex throughout the day, then when it comes time for bed, throw a fit that he waits until you’re tired and claim that it makes you feel like your the last thing on his mind.
There’s even a sub-genre of Texas-Red Dirt. It’s played on Radio Free Texas website. It’s not mainstream Red Dirt, i.e. Reckless Kelly, REK, Ragweed. They play some of the mainstream guys, but it’s more for the obscure Texas artists. It’s a solid website. They also stream on TuneIn.
9. The Outdoor Enthusiast.
I love being outside, I hike, I hunt, fish, camp, toss horseshoes…you name it I do it. But I don’t bore people to death with my stories. One of the guys I work with found out I liked the outdoors and now when he sees me, he corners me and tells me all the latest outdoor stories. I feel like I’m in a hostage situation.
Both the game and ads came in underwhelmingly bad this year. I’m curious to see the ratings breakdown from the four quarters.