Yea, like you can use my salt and pepper, I can use your red pepper flakes. You can use my Parmesan if you don’t go overboard with it too. But don’t touch my actual food that I either made or ordered
Bagels. Not much to be explained as long as you aren’t discussing this with someone from Texas in which case I’ve found its best to just say “okay” over and over until they stop talking anyway.
Why are you calling someone from Michigan a Yankee and telling them to go back above an imaginary line that had nothing to do with separating Michigan and Texas, two states that didn’t even exist in the 1700s?
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Go Yanks
Eating 3 hard boiled eggs per day isn’t even close to counting for 3 meals a day, sorry
My mom would slap me if I tried some shit like this
I’m pretty curious about this as well
Yea, like you can use my salt and pepper, I can use your red pepper flakes. You can use my Parmesan if you don’t go overboard with it too. But don’t touch my actual food that I either made or ordered
Ridiculous
Day after Tomorrow is a pretty bad movie and listing it next to 3 all time great movies, regardless of medium, makes it look even worse
I don’t know anyone that would allow me to buy as little as $20 worth of broccoli anymore
Would both
This take isn’t trash I think it’s actually well thought out and very reasonable.
Didn’t think mayo could get any more disgusting until you called it “throat lube”
Bagels. Not much to be explained as long as you aren’t discussing this with someone from Texas in which case I’ve found its best to just say “okay” over and over until they stop talking anyway.
Why are you calling someone from Michigan a Yankee and telling them to go back above an imaginary line that had nothing to do with separating Michigan and Texas, two states that didn’t even exist in the 1700s?
Looks like we’re gonna have to fight
If you don’t already wash/change your sheets weekly you’re disgusting
I’ve read this twice and not even slightly ashamed to admit that after finishing it both times I just hugged my dog and cried
When genius failed
A long way down
Art of racing in the rain (saw it was mentioned but it’s worth mentioning again)
Groom pays for the open bar? What is this, the 1950s?
Just got crushed by the lack of edit button
Who the fuck watches 20/2