I wear flip flops when I fly. My feet are clean because I always shower before I go to the airport. I had no clue how people felt about this. Not gonna stop me though
“I’m gonna leave this hear, it’s actually good for your yard!” -me to my neighbors down the street while my german shepherd drops a basketball sized load in their front yard
This list is kind of nonsense but I have an irrational fear of whales (orcas in general, but really all whales) that keeps me out of the deep sea. Im fine as long as the water isn’t deeper than 10 feet or so. I don’t know why I’m telling everyone this
I’d say the protocol may be different for a small business. My comment applies specifically to people who want to do right by a larger corporation without realizing that company doesn’t really give a shit about them, especially if they just started.
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I look at my dick. Can’t look at someone else’s if you’re looking at your own
I wear flip flops when I fly. My feet are clean because I always shower before I go to the airport. I had no clue how people felt about this. Not gonna stop me though
Wowzers
What’s worse than the submitter spelling “customs” as “custums” every time is that I didn’t even realize it until Wills pointed it out
You’re welcome for the sweep of Seattle by the way. And we’ve played four less games and have the same amount of wins so I’ll just leave it at that
The Yankees are playing at the trop this weekend actually
Show up to basketball games stoned or don’t show up at all
Sincerely appreciated
Wow, RISD! That’s awesome, well done.
“I’m so jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a kid. Yea well at least you got to suck your dads dick”
Thanks for leaving wedding crashers off this list. I’m gonna feel free to keep quoting it daily
I think this is an argument to take up with business owners, not servers
To quote Evan Turner: “I’m married to the guap. Taken.”
The only thing I pledge my loyalty to is the thing that pays my bills and keeps me and my dog healthy and alive. And that’s cash money.
This made me crack up. Maybe because I pictured the actual Harvey Specter saying it
“I’m gonna leave this hear, it’s actually good for your yard!” -me to my neighbors down the street while my german shepherd drops a basketball sized load in their front yard
Is your dog okay?
I’ve ridden Apollo’s chariot north of 500 times in my life. One of my favorite roller coasters.
What part of the outer banks are you visiting?
This list is kind of nonsense but I have an irrational fear of whales (orcas in general, but really all whales) that keeps me out of the deep sea. Im fine as long as the water isn’t deeper than 10 feet or so. I don’t know why I’m telling everyone this
I’d say the protocol may be different for a small business. My comment applies specifically to people who want to do right by a larger corporation without realizing that company doesn’t really give a shit about them, especially if they just started.