Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
Brake failures are 99% owner negligence, huh? Is that why Toyota recalled brakes in almost 2 million cars a couple years ago? And I can’t even begin to imagine why you think I’m defending Tesla
Solar is an expensive hobby at this point. Obama dumped hundreds of millions of tax payer dollars into Solyndra before it went bankrupt. Manufacturing solar panels is expensive and creates tons of waste.
Democrats love to go on and on about the Koch brothers. David Koch was a running mate for a Libertarian presidential candidate in the 80s. He wanted to lower taxes, take power away from corrupt politicians, and legalize pot and gay marriage. They donate more money to charities than I could make in 50 lifetimes. I think liberals should find someone else to demonize.
People who drive Tesla’s are the worst. They’re so proud of themselves for “saving the environment” until you tell them that 2/3 of the country’s electricity comes from burning coal and natural gas. That usually wipes that smug look off their face.
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are more stupid than that.” – George Carlin. Who hires these idiots? There must be someone smarter out there who could be a bank teller
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Recently went to the doctor that I had been dreading for routine blood work. Turns out I have the liver of a champion
Guess I’m going to start taking yoga classes in Charlotte while wearing a wedding ring
Brake failures are 99% owner negligence, huh? Is that why Toyota recalled brakes in almost 2 million cars a couple years ago? And I can’t even begin to imagine why you think I’m defending Tesla
With a face like this, does it matter if she has a skinny butt? https://www.instagram.com/p/8pz4Izmh5e/?hl=en
Until the brakes give out and the airbags fail
$35k is pretty typical for a new car. Don’t you also own a Lexus? I’m betting the MSRP on that Lexus was more than $35k.
Solar is an expensive hobby at this point. Obama dumped hundreds of millions of tax payer dollars into Solyndra before it went bankrupt. Manufacturing solar panels is expensive and creates tons of waste.
A Model S is what, $75k? Certainly not something I could afford, but not exactly a status symbol. The new model is going to be $35k
Democrats love to go on and on about the Koch brothers. David Koch was a running mate for a Libertarian presidential candidate in the 80s. He wanted to lower taxes, take power away from corrupt politicians, and legalize pot and gay marriage. They donate more money to charities than I could make in 50 lifetimes. I think liberals should find someone else to demonize.
People who drive Tesla’s are the worst. They’re so proud of themselves for “saving the environment” until you tell them that 2/3 of the country’s electricity comes from burning coal and natural gas. That usually wipes that smug look off their face.
Can’t stand poodles. I’ll take my purebred golden and all the vacuuming that comes with it anyday.
This article gave me high blood pressure
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are more stupid than that.” – George Carlin. Who hires these idiots? There must be someone smarter out there who could be a bank teller
Fuck dude. Moments like this are why Alan Jackson wrote “It’s 5 O’clock Somewhere”
Anything west of Ohio doesn’t deserve Yuengling
Not being able to take my dog was for sure my least favorite thing about college. Everything else was pretty great
Would.
I must have taken a wrong turn somewhere and ended up on the 50 Shades of Grey Tumblr page
This guy gets it.
Tell me something I don’t know. GMO feeds the world. I applaud your work, sir.