Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
Their next advertisement should be something like: “Yo mama’s so fat she filled an entire 747 by herself. But it only cost her $2,499.99 thanks to Spirit Airlines.”
I like that there are companies out there that don’t give a shit about being politically correct, or losing customers who can’t take a joke. And then refusing to apologize. This isn’t the most rebellious example, but it’s a start.
This is my dick. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My dick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My dick, without me, is useless. Without my dick, I am useless.
Tommy Bahama linen short sleeve shirts are my kryptonite. Light, soft, breathable, roomy, and you can machine wash them. I wear them to work all the time. Hell, I’m wearing one right now.
I have a buddy from B-More. He invented a game called “junkie tipping.” It’s just like cow tipping, but instead of cows, you push over sleeping heroin addicts on the streets of Baltimore.
The one who initiates the conversation is putting themselves in a position of weakness. The first one to talk automatically becomes the wooer, and the one who replies is the wooee. As a dude, I’m all for Bumble, it’ll make sure I’m not wasting my time with someone who’s not interested. Will it be available to us lowly Android users?
From my understanding, the main problem on the forums was people posting porn and extremely racist remarks. But that was happening in the TFM comments section too. I’d imagine the forums are just harder to regulate.
My graduating class was over 900, and according to rumor our school’s reunions are open bar. If even a third of my class shows up for unlimited drinks, that’s a shit show I can’t miss out on.
“First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. Amen.”
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Their next advertisement should be something like: “Yo mama’s so fat she filled an entire 747 by herself. But it only cost her $2,499.99 thanks to Spirit Airlines.”
I like that there are companies out there that don’t give a shit about being politically correct, or losing customers who can’t take a joke. And then refusing to apologize. This isn’t the most rebellious example, but it’s a start.
This is my dick. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My dick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My dick, without me, is useless. Without my dick, I am useless.
Pepto, his name is Jack.
Tommy Bahama linen short sleeve shirts are my kryptonite. Light, soft, breathable, roomy, and you can machine wash them. I wear them to work all the time. Hell, I’m wearing one right now.
I live right outside of Charlotte. Being from up North, I was amazed by how cheap everything is down here.
I have a buddy from B-More. He invented a game called “junkie tipping.” It’s just like cow tipping, but instead of cows, you push over sleeping heroin addicts on the streets of Baltimore.
The one who initiates the conversation is putting themselves in a position of weakness. The first one to talk automatically becomes the wooer, and the one who replies is the wooee. As a dude, I’m all for Bumble, it’ll make sure I’m not wasting my time with someone who’s not interested. Will it be available to us lowly Android users?
Shut up Jerry. We all know Sports Management International fired you and Jay Mohr took all your clients.
I was totally expecting her to be 13. This is 1000 times more funny. Fantastic sleuthing, Happy.
From my understanding, the main problem on the forums was people posting porn and extremely racist remarks. But that was happening in the TFM comments section too. I’d imagine the forums are just harder to regulate.
I’d still plunder her castle.
Don’t worry. His brother, whose real name is Jimmy, will get him out in no time. Better Call Saul!
My graduating class was over 900, and according to rumor our school’s reunions are open bar. If even a third of my class shows up for unlimited drinks, that’s a shit show I can’t miss out on.
SHOW ME THE MONEY JERRY!
That’s Blasphemy and Treason around here, fireflygirl. Kindly go fuck yourself and then go skydiving without a parachute.
Harvey Dent. Can we trust him?
“First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. Amen.”
I never would have guessed someone would get so defensive about fake ballet. I guess you DO learn something new everyday.
I always thought he looked like a naked mole rat.