Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
Whenever I open up a Caroline Gould article, I know that I will be met with a concise, logical, and thought provoking piece of literature. PGP has searched for a good female frelance writer for so long. Well done.
Facebook was awesome before the Baby Boomers joined in and the SJW’s made everything a moral circle jerk. Now you can’t post yourself drinking or doing illegal acts because your family or your work can see it. You can’t say anything political because some hippie thinks everything you say is prejudiced against someone. The Wild West is dead, and Baby Boomers and the PC Police killed it.
The waiter guy is spot on. I’ve waited tables and I’ve bartended. Basically, everything is disgusting. If you live somewhere where cockroaches are common (Florida for me at the time), there are going to be cockroaches in or around your food. I fished a caterpillar out of some lady’s salad once. I also tended bar at a complete hole in the wall. Good news is your booze is safe because the slow pour spouts keep it sealed, but I’d recommend refusing drink garnishes, like limes and what have you. Glasses also weren’t always properly washed, so someone probably got herpes because of that.
Breaking Bad would have been a totally different show if Walter White was replaced by a 19 year old dime piece who’s dad was in the DEA. Sounds more like a sitcom to me.
Pretty sure that Ozzy Osbourne did the same thing for two years, and we all saw how that worked out. I won’t knock it though, do your thing people. I’ll stick to my uppers.
Back in the day, she was the hottest and most popular chick in your year. The years have not been kind to her, however, and that Freshman 15 turned into Forever 25. She went to the local state school and never really left your hometown. But now you’re tossing back scotch & sodas like they’re water, and you start to think about how you would have killed for a chance with her in high school. Your ego takes over, and pretty soon you’re both making moves on the dance floor.
Attainability: 10
Fun Factor: 7
Good Idea: Not at all, but you’re going to do it anyway to prove something to yourself.
I fucking hate the taste of tomato juice, so Bloody Mary’s are not an option. Mimosas win by a mile. Grapefruit screwdrivers are also really good though.
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“If you play Shout, they will come.” – James Earl Jones in “Dance Floor of Dreams.”
Hey, Buzz Killington, how about you take a break from your nihilism and shut the fuck up?
Whenever I open up a Caroline Gould article, I know that I will be met with a concise, logical, and thought provoking piece of literature. PGP has searched for a good female frelance writer for so long. Well done.
Facebook was awesome before the Baby Boomers joined in and the SJW’s made everything a moral circle jerk. Now you can’t post yourself drinking or doing illegal acts because your family or your work can see it. You can’t say anything political because some hippie thinks everything you say is prejudiced against someone. The Wild West is dead, and Baby Boomers and the PC Police killed it.
Most places now just use disposable plastic cups, but everything tastes better out of a (clean) glass. Especially your dark liquors.
The waiter guy is spot on. I’ve waited tables and I’ve bartended. Basically, everything is disgusting. If you live somewhere where cockroaches are common (Florida for me at the time), there are going to be cockroaches in or around your food. I fished a caterpillar out of some lady’s salad once. I also tended bar at a complete hole in the wall. Good news is your booze is safe because the slow pour spouts keep it sealed, but I’d recommend refusing drink garnishes, like limes and what have you. Glasses also weren’t always properly washed, so someone probably got herpes because of that.
Wow, you must be pretty cool.
Breaking Bad would have been a totally different show if Walter White was replaced by a 19 year old dime piece who’s dad was in the DEA. Sounds more like a sitcom to me.
Great article and an important reminder. I lost my dad back in 2009. Try not to take your parents for granted, even if they drive you crazy.
That’s pretty fucked up that they stole your shit, man. I’d probably try to trademark Sunday Scaries, if you haven’t already. Protect what’s yours.
Pretty sure that Ozzy Osbourne did the same thing for two years, and we all saw how that worked out. I won’t knock it though, do your thing people. I’ll stick to my uppers.
They probably met at the country club bar and have no idea their kids are dating.
I hope Todd’s dad and George meet in the next TGDAG. Both of them seem chill as fuck.
Word on the street is that Kaitlyn Caffey escaped to a secluded island with her boyfriend/drug dealer “Captain Jack.”
Santa Claus is Coming to Town was awesome, but my favorite was always The Year Without A Santa Claus. Snow Miser was the shit.
Thanks, man. Looking forward to the newest chapter of the Todd Saga tomorrow.
Nothing worse than waking up with a brutal hangover to “Are you my new daddy?”
The Girl Who Peaked in High School
Back in the day, she was the hottest and most popular chick in your year. The years have not been kind to her, however, and that Freshman 15 turned into Forever 25. She went to the local state school and never really left your hometown. But now you’re tossing back scotch & sodas like they’re water, and you start to think about how you would have killed for a chance with her in high school. Your ego takes over, and pretty soon you’re both making moves on the dance floor.
Attainability: 10
Fun Factor: 7
Good Idea: Not at all, but you’re going to do it anyway to prove something to yourself.
I fucking hate the taste of tomato juice, so Bloody Mary’s are not an option. Mimosas win by a mile. Grapefruit screwdrivers are also really good though.
Most likely both.