Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
Most likely Ralph Lauren sources all of these items from other companies, puts their emblems on it, and marks up the price. Tommy Bahama sells cigar cutters and lighters made by Xikar for twice the price. So yeah, if you find out who makes all this stuff for RL, you could get it pretty cheap without their logo.
Olive Garden’s food is an embarrassment to Italians everywhere, especially in New Jersey. There’s probably a mom & pop Italian restaurant down the street from every Olive Garden in the tri-state area with better food.
That’s usually for more expensive liquor, not the bar’s well whiskey. Plus, if you’re drinking it neat, usually only a couple drops of water are used to bring out the flavor. Not a 1:3 ratio. And usually they use a premium water like Fiji, not the tap water they’d use at the bar. But hey, I drink my scotch with ice, so I can’t really judge.
Less than 3 drinks every hour and Dorn thinks he’s immune to hangovers. That’s cute. One of my fraternity brothers claimed the same thing. I split a fifth of Jack with him and he threw up several times the next morning.
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No surprises here about Newark. No one who lives there is looking for a job anyway. They’re all gainfully employed in the “pharmaceutical industry.”
Hopefully these girls don’t follow your writing.
Gotta test drive the car before you buy it, and sometimes you have to test drive a lot of cars.
Most likely Ralph Lauren sources all of these items from other companies, puts their emblems on it, and marks up the price. Tommy Bahama sells cigar cutters and lighters made by Xikar for twice the price. So yeah, if you find out who makes all this stuff for RL, you could get it pretty cheap without their logo.
Worth the trip to Twitter. Tank looks like a fucking boss.
Damn you for making me tear up at work. That last paragraph really did me in.
If you want to make a lot of money and you don’t like kids, don’t become a fucking teacher. Simple as that.
No one cares. Teachers get benefits and more vacation days than practically any other profession. Shit, you guys even get TENURE. Quit your bitching.
“Unless you’re smoking crack or shooting heroin, you don’t really need to change it up all that much.”
*Everyone looks at Boosh*
I’d rather have bad service than food poisoning.
Olive Garden’s food is an embarrassment to Italians everywhere, especially in New Jersey. There’s probably a mom & pop Italian restaurant down the street from every Olive Garden in the tri-state area with better food.
Got ’em
I don’t think I know anyone that wouldn’t get fired if they lost their company $30k.
“Buckle up, buckaroo.”
The Pats didn’t have such a great weekend and I couldn’t be happier. Fitzpatrick is earning his paycheck for sure.
Cube, I thought Hell was the only place that was open 24/7/365. Do your employers have horns?
Shit. I hope your boss gets sunburn.
Jesus this was even more depressing than the fact that I’m working today.
That’s usually for more expensive liquor, not the bar’s well whiskey. Plus, if you’re drinking it neat, usually only a couple drops of water are used to bring out the flavor. Not a 1:3 ratio. And usually they use a premium water like Fiji, not the tap water they’d use at the bar. But hey, I drink my scotch with ice, so I can’t really judge.
Less than 3 drinks every hour and Dorn thinks he’s immune to hangovers. That’s cute. One of my fraternity brothers claimed the same thing. I split a fifth of Jack with him and he threw up several times the next morning.