Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
The “I was blacked” excuse is the oldest trick in the book, but good for you for taking the high road for the sake of your friendship. Everything seems to have worked out very well… Which I can only assume is the calm before the storm.
If someone pukes in my backseat, they’re cleaning it up or giving me cash to take it to the car wash. Possibly both. You’re insane if you think Michelle is getting in my car after that. That’s what Uber is for.
My office offers free gym memberships to anyone who has health insurance through the company in order to lower the premium. I would have taken them up on if any of the gyms near me had a hot tub and/or steam room. Unfortunately, it’s all crossfit and yoga bullshit.
How dare you talk to Jesus like that. You can tell that’s really Jesus too because his handle is TheRealJesus. You can’t just lie about that stuff. Anyway, enjoy Hell.
I would say there’s a big difference between having a platonic relationship with someone and getting bored of having sex with them. If someone once found you attractive, chances are that they still do, you’re just not a priority to them anymore. They would rather put their parts together with someone else.
“He’s either drunk from his round of golf with the groomsmen, on a bunch of Xanax, or is having serious second thoughts about making this thing legit.” D: All of the above.
“Go ahead and tap the ball further onto the fairway with your foot, Sarah. I mean, cheating is what you’re good at, right?” Classic John, telling it like it is.
I can only imagine. I didn’t realize until I moved to NC how fast paced and aggressive things are in NJ. Life in central and South Jersey is much better than up North though. The closer you are to NYC or Philly, the worse it gets.
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The “I was blacked” excuse is the oldest trick in the book, but good for you for taking the high road for the sake of your friendship. Everything seems to have worked out very well… Which I can only assume is the calm before the storm.
Had to block my mom because of all the feminist and Black Lives Matter posts.
Beat me to it. I think she’s vastly overestimating her marketability here.
If someone pukes in my backseat, they’re cleaning it up or giving me cash to take it to the car wash. Possibly both. You’re insane if you think Michelle is getting in my car after that. That’s what Uber is for.
My office offers free gym memberships to anyone who has health insurance through the company in order to lower the premium. I would have taken them up on if any of the gyms near me had a hot tub and/or steam room. Unfortunately, it’s all crossfit and yoga bullshit.
tumblr is just the worst. Nothing good ever crawls out of that liberal cesspool.
How dare you talk to Jesus like that. You can tell that’s really Jesus too because his handle is TheRealJesus. You can’t just lie about that stuff. Anyway, enjoy Hell.
Team America quotes will always get my upvote.
Yupp I had an aisle seat as well. Great for easy access to the bathroom, bad when 6 foot tall men in eccentric cat suits start petting you.
I saw Cats on Broadway when I was like 6, and I’ve hated both the musical and the animal since then. No performance should be that long.
I would say there’s a big difference between having a platonic relationship with someone and getting bored of having sex with them. If someone once found you attractive, chances are that they still do, you’re just not a priority to them anymore. They would rather put their parts together with someone else.
“He’s either drunk from his round of golf with the groomsmen, on a bunch of Xanax, or is having serious second thoughts about making this thing legit.” D: All of the above.
“Go ahead and tap the ball further onto the fairway with your foot, Sarah. I mean, cheating is what you’re good at, right?” Classic John, telling it like it is.
George wrote out a retirement plan, and it simply says, “get my daughter a husband.”
It’s easy to have $25k in your bank account after daddy gives you $50k
“Stocks and funds or something” physically pains me.
*Tim Allen. That guy fucks
I can only imagine. I didn’t realize until I moved to NC how fast paced and aggressive things are in NJ. Life in central and South Jersey is much better than up North though. The closer you are to NYC or Philly, the worse it gets.
Was it in Elizabeth or Jersey City?
I love my home state but as soon as you said she was from Jersey, I knew she was going to do something horrible. NJ women are heartbreakers.
BTW, 99.99% of us don’t have accents. You have us confused with the scum of Staten Island.