Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
I had a ton of Jewish friends as a kid, Italians and members of the Tribe go together like peanut butter and jelly. I think I’ve been to more bar mitzvahs than I have baptisms.
What strikes me is that we have more and more ways to meet potential sexual partners than any generation before us, and yet I see all of these articles saying that millennials get laid less.
If she blows you before she kisses you, she’s probably a prostitute. I don’t think I’ve ever given or received without at least some kissing first. Making out is the perfect transition
He doesn’t have to see or hear it to know that it’s happening. His little girl was probably getting railed out sophomore year of high school. By the time they’re in college, I think dads just become emotionally numb.
I feel like Bumble is physical proof that women aren’t as funny as men. The fact that there is a Ridiculous Tinder Pick Up Lines series but no Bumble equivalent further supports my theory.
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I dated a JAP for a year and a half, and she was surprisingly low maintenance. Of course I realized why once she got engaged to a woman.
I had a ton of Jewish friends as a kid, Italians and members of the Tribe go together like peanut butter and jelly. I think I’ve been to more bar mitzvahs than I have baptisms.
I bet Dorn will have to go knock on every cabin door on the ship to inform people that he’s a registered sex offender
What strikes me is that we have more and more ways to meet potential sexual partners than any generation before us, and yet I see all of these articles saying that millennials get laid less.
It’s painful watching Flav butcher the English language.
It’s a free country, dude, comment wherever you want.
If you don’t even know the difference between an MBA and an MiF, I doubt you have either.
Pretty sure grad schools don’t have a common app…
Scotch is the only reason I’ve retained any of my sanity. But as long as they keep the 12 year old stuff in heavy supply, I’m good.
Yeah trying to unbuckle a girl’s pants as an opening move is definitely going to feel rapey.
PGPM.
If she blows you before she kisses you, she’s probably a prostitute. I don’t think I’ve ever given or received without at least some kissing first. Making out is the perfect transition
He doesn’t have to see or hear it to know that it’s happening. His little girl was probably getting railed out sophomore year of high school. By the time they’re in college, I think dads just become emotionally numb.
Probably would have pulled into the nearest rest stop to finish what she started. Can’t meet the parents with blue balls.
ABANDON SHIP TODD, ABANDON THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIP
Truly revolutionary.
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
Fuckin’ Cha Cha Slide?
I feel like Bumble is physical proof that women aren’t as funny as men. The fact that there is a Ridiculous Tinder Pick Up Lines series but no Bumble equivalent further supports my theory.
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