Wakeup, jerk, run 12 (super slow pace w breaks), shower, jerk. You’re 4-5 hrs in. Have 3 donuts, just chill and watch tv and drink 18 beers over 7 hrs, 1 donut per hour. 12 hrs in. Jerk and pass out for 7 hrs. Wakeup, get obscenely high and feast on 14 donuts w one jerk per hour.
Todd, what a wildcard. never speaks up for himself on stuff most guys would and then has the balls to do it on engagement photos, something we’ve allllll just accepted as an unfortunate necessity.
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I leave my suit coats at work and wear a light backpack over my button down. To me, a backpack is an easier carry than a purse
Soak it in? Nay. I shall soak in it.
We get it. You have an office.
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20 missed calls, one stolen puppy and one year further of (not) dating. What a ride
I’m running with a hand in my pants and a camelpak of beer
New plan:
Wakeup, jerk, run 12 (super slow pace w breaks), shower, jerk. You’re 4-5 hrs in. Have 3 donuts, just chill and watch tv and drink 18 beers over 7 hrs, 1 donut per hour. 12 hrs in. Jerk and pass out for 7 hrs. Wakeup, get obscenely high and feast on 14 donuts w one jerk per hour.
That 12 is so formidable
Challenge……ACCEPTED!
No, they’re sbsolutely different and worse than middle slices
Eric is desperate and easy. He could leave a mirthless date with a 1/10 and still be head over heels
Tell your bf congrats in the sex for me
How much info are you just gonna leak in that call? He may as well have read his SS# aloud
Todd, what a wildcard. never speaks up for himself on stuff most guys would and then has the balls to do it on engagement photos, something we’ve allllll just accepted as an unfortunate necessity.
Too hungover to read this
I don’t disagree with fully committing. But if you’d done nothing, your article would be about how Sunday fundays are out.
But I guess that’s all part of fully committing. Cheers.
That’s why you have to marry someone who has shit to say about any and everything
Couch pissers wife seems hella chill
Recently converted ‘nox boy here. I take way better care of myself in their locker rooms than I ever could or will at home
Love that you asked Alexa