I’m taking being mauled to death than reliving my last breakup (which is getting dangerously close to taking longer to move on from than the length of the actual relationship)
One more word of advice – if you think you’re gonna be the hero by volunteering an unplanned speech to woo every bridesmaid, sit back down and order a water
@ younger me
“Running bases.” Basically a pickle for those of you who know baseball or watched sandlot. A ton of runners counting their bases while trying not to get tagged out or pegged with the ball. Absolute mayhem and a staple of my youth
Here’s my singlehood dilemma: not over the ex. A story as old as time, but I’m still curious what to do. Like, it probably takes another girl to get over the old one, but rebounding also seems super unfair to the rebound. Thoughts?
Crafting dating resumes that only I find funny in which I try to come off as a classic “nice guy” while clearly being incredibly narcissistic to think that people want to read this.
Advertise
But part of her anti-charm is that she doesn’t realize how awful she is
Haven’t read yet but I’m already mad at girl
Say chicken finger pizza one more time and I will eat my screen
No-brainer for sure
9. Start posting incessant drunk snap stories with cameos from every attractive guy you’ve ever spoken to.
I’m taking being mauled to death than reliving my last breakup (which is getting dangerously close to taking longer to move on from than the length of the actual relationship)
4 yr old me to my uncle: have you ever tasted alcohol?
Uncle: I may have had a taste…
Me: You’re drunk!!!!
One more word of advice – if you think you’re gonna be the hero by volunteering an unplanned speech to woo every bridesmaid, sit back down and order a water
@ younger me
“Running bases.” Basically a pickle for those of you who know baseball or watched sandlot. A ton of runners counting their bases while trying not to get tagged out or pegged with the ball. Absolute mayhem and a staple of my youth
We’re judging you for the “tyte” text more than your potential assistance in infidelity.
Come on. If you don’t have kids who are you going to project your own failures as an athlete on to?
DAMN
We’re all praying for part V
Working for my dad requires a law degree and living in a shitty city
I hope this is an OC reference
Black mirror if you want nightmares
Here’s my singlehood dilemma: not over the ex. A story as old as time, but I’m still curious what to do. Like, it probably takes another girl to get over the old one, but rebounding also seems super unfair to the rebound. Thoughts?
How I spend my time:
Crafting dating resumes that only I find funny in which I try to come off as a classic “nice guy” while clearly being incredibly narcissistic to think that people want to read this.
Yum
This is the saddest I’ve ever felt reading PGP