“Need anything while I’m up?” PGP.

Having an emergency toothbrush and back-up contact case in your center console. PGP.

When getting up from your desk rips out your earbuds, thus broadcasting sports radio to your entire office. PGP.

Being sarcastically told “That’s why you get paid the big bucks!” for completing a simple task. PGP.

Ordering Chili’s two for $20 to-go, just to have dinner ready for tomorrow. PGP.

Being more concerned with the quality of your pet’s food than your own. PGP.

When “I have some career options” really means “I have no idea what the hell I’m going to do.” PGP.

The sickening feeling you get from the sight of the “low fuel” light in your car. PGP.