Land of the lost is Will’s best. Not going to lie though, you have to watch it about 5 times to think its funny. Which was fine when I was in college and high most of the time.
I knew a guy like you in college. The last time I saw him was at an alumni tailgate where I stiff armed him in the face when he tried to talk to me. 100% sure I would do the same to you.
Let me get this straight, you got on the flight and drank enough to blackout. At that point, 1 hr in on an 8 hr flight, you fell asleep. Next, you woke up at the half way point, 4/8 hrs in, and you had a hangover. How can you go from blackout to hungover in 3 hours? You have to be the biggest lightweight (gigantic pussy) in the world.
This sounds a lot like my whore ex-wife. Except the part where she didn’t sleep with your best friend, berate you until you were a shell of yourself and hit you on occasion. But the whole throwing her bag on her shoulder and walking out never to be seen again part, very spot on.
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Fish stick + me liking = gay fish
How does that make me a gay fish?
Land of the lost is Will’s best. Not going to lie though, you have to watch it about 5 times to think its funny. Which was fine when I was in college and high most of the time.
Supposed to be for mhc but we all knew that already.
I knew a guy like you in college. The last time I saw him was at an alumni tailgate where I stiff armed him in the face when he tried to talk to me. 100% sure I would do the same to you.
Just got back from a week at the beach. Hey, Janice from accounting, who don’t give a fuck now?
Don’t question her logic, she read about it on the most totes adorbs blog ever.
Met a girl this weekend who called sushi “sush”. So really anything is possible
Let me get this straight, you got on the flight and drank enough to blackout. At that point, 1 hr in on an 8 hr flight, you fell asleep. Next, you woke up at the half way point, 4/8 hrs in, and you had a hangover. How can you go from blackout to hungover in 3 hours? You have to be the biggest lightweight (gigantic pussy) in the world.
High key rock bottom if you have to do this
This sounds a lot like my whore ex-wife. Except the part where she didn’t sleep with your best friend, berate you until you were a shell of yourself and hit you on occasion. But the whole throwing her bag on her shoulder and walking out never to be seen again part, very spot on.
Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.
You’re the bride aren’t you?
Samburg tennis movie is 7 Days in Hell. Instant classic, great watch for all members of the fam, fam.
I finally get it, this is the pre-cursor to Gone Girl! When do we get the the part where she slits his throat while he’s inside her? *top scene*
You’re already running with the devil, what’s wrong with chasing the dragon at that point?
I don’t understand how so many people have never even heard of it
Fuckin’ nerds
Who else would you even want to recognize you?
Then you’ll know my life. I’m sure everyone in Hell is glad to have their overlord back, Lucy.