So you’re going to sit here and tell me that you walk into your local burger joint, flap out your napkin, then proceed to cut your burger up with a fork and knife like some sort of maniac? I thought this was America? It would take more effort to do this than to eat the burger straight up!
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So you’re going to sit here and tell me that you walk into your local burger joint, flap out your napkin, then proceed to cut your burger up with a fork and knife like some sort of maniac? I thought this was America? It would take more effort to do this than to eat the burger straight up!
Dont even get me started on crab legs…
I like to put as minimal effort into eating as possible. Boneless is the way to go.
With as many songs he has about drinking and partying, it baffles me that he has been stone cold sober his entire career.
Probably one of the more underrated features of Spotify.
GTFO.
If I drink on Sunday after two nights of heavy drinking, i will be hungover until Wednesday at 9:00 am.
Killer closer. Crazy how much this article has made me sit down and think. Keep it up Madoff.