I have a sneaking suspicion you hadn’t the slightest clue what augmented reality is, but please, try and explain how NBA Jams falls into that category… I’ll wait.
Poor guy. He’s probably a reasonable individual but when you’ve been fucked in the ass multiple times in one day, mass murder, not that I condone it, starts to look like a viable option.
In the morning? Forget about it. I’m not trying to piss on my ceiling. When you’re fully torqued you’ve gotta be squattin’, hips firmly pulled in with a good handle on your man meat.
After reading the opening paragraph, I legitimately thought someone took my comment from the previous article and wrote this up.
You said it better, and much more PC. Good stuff.
Story A) Hats off to you, man. Many a man would not have had the strength to say no. Aesthetically speaking, there is virtually zero difference between 17 and 22. I’m sure I would have done the same but damn that sucks.
Story B) Horror story? You mean, best bar story to tell for the rest of your life?
Fuck commutes. I did an hour and 15 at my first job. My work suffered drastically as a result. Current job has a 20 minute commute, if you can even call it that. Complete upgrade in quality of life. My last day here is in a week. Hopefully my next position won’t be too bad.
I know he has a job, and I’m glad he does because that’s just one less lazy asshole I (we) have to support. My “lawyer” comment to him was based on data suggesting that the market is currently flooded with law school graduates.
My advise to move was generalized advise for people who only search metropolitan areas in a 50 mile radius of their parents house.
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I have a sneaking suspicion you hadn’t the slightest clue what augmented reality is, but please, try and explain how NBA Jams falls into that category… I’ll wait.
Poor guy. He’s probably a reasonable individual but when you’ve been fucked in the ass multiple times in one day, mass murder, not that I condone it, starts to look like a viable option.
Nasty is an understatement, so is strippers though.
In the morning? Forget about it. I’m not trying to piss on my ceiling. When you’re fully torqued you’ve gotta be squattin’, hips firmly pulled in with a good handle on your man meat.
You law school post grads are a different breed. Y’all need an entirely separate site because we don’t get your humor … at all.
Whomever is pictured above needs a heaping serving of whatever the PGP equivalent to butt pee is.
Excuse us for having a labido?
That’s an optimistic Thursday.
After reading the opening paragraph, I legitimately thought someone took my comment from the previous article and wrote this up.
You said it better, and much more PC. Good stuff.
Ha nice. Hopefully anyways, right?
Condolences. Who’d you play instead?
Fuck! I’ve gotta get back in the private sector.
Oh and if that Ortho/Dentist guy can fire his fine ass assistant to “save his marriage” than this guy can not rent his property to some random broad.
You want to shake down an old man? You’re making lawyers look bad. Just stop.
Ha ^this
Story A) Hats off to you, man. Many a man would not have had the strength to say no. Aesthetically speaking, there is virtually zero difference between 17 and 22. I’m sure I would have done the same but damn that sucks.
Story B) Horror story? You mean, best bar story to tell for the rest of your life?
Fuck commutes. I did an hour and 15 at my first job. My work suffered drastically as a result. Current job has a 20 minute commute, if you can even call it that. Complete upgrade in quality of life. My last day here is in a week. Hopefully my next position won’t be too bad.
San Francisco I’m guessing.
Down votes? Ha, I liked it.
I know he has a job, and I’m glad he does because that’s just one less lazy asshole I (we) have to support. My “lawyer” comment to him was based on data suggesting that the market is currently flooded with law school graduates.
My advise to move was generalized advise for people who only search metropolitan areas in a 50 mile radius of their parents house.