I do the first one and the second. Sitting in the shower is as close as I am ever getting to meditating. Letting the water wash over you, while you alternate thinking weird things and peeing on yourself, is one of the most relaxing things that a person can experience. The Indian style thing is weird though.
Similarly pooping naked is the shit (pun intended). When at my home it’s an absolute necessity. I try to spend as much of my life as naked as possible, why would I not extend that to my poops? Doing it in public is a lot like sex without a condom. Sure it is risky, but I know I’m going to have way more fun without it short term.
I do understand that these may be weird. To each his own.
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The fuck?
I’m having the opposite problem with my girlfriend.
I need 47 ways to get her to stop texting you. Dammit.
Where the NFL wears pink just to get women to watch sports? Yeah, no thanks.
Maybe Kendra’s next list can be the 15 steps it takes to embedding an edit button on this site.
I do the first one and the second. Sitting in the shower is as close as I am ever getting to meditating. Letting the water wash over you, while you alternate thinking weird things and peeing on yourself, is one of the most relaxing things that a person can experience. The Indian style thing is weird though.
Similarly pooping naked is the shit (pun intended). When at my home it’s an absolute necessity. I try to spend as much of my life as naked as possible, why would I not extend that to my poops? Doing it in public is a lot like sex without a condom. Sure it is risky, but I know I’m going to have way more fun without it short term.
I do understand that these may be weird. To each his own.
The following is me at 9:36 on Saturday:
I’m praying DeFries doesn’t fuck me.
My dad calls this a Wednesday.
Also, if you do decide to take a hostage, please take my girlfriend. I don’t know how else I am going to get out of this relationship.
Hey Kendra!
I don’t know how to feel about this.