Complimenting an older coworker on their tacky Christmas sweater only to find out they were wearing it seriously. PGP.

Daily battles for control of the thermostat. PGP.

My resume still shows the part time job I had in high school. PGP.

Someone in the office is already playing Christmas music. PGP.

Only getting haircuts when Great Clips has their $6.99 special. PGP.

Every single napkin in my apartment was stolen from Subway. PGP.

I have the microwave cook times for frozen dinners memorized. PGP.

Having no idea what effect Obamacare will have on you. PGP.

Politically correct team names in your office fantasy football league. PGP.

Calling your mom when you’re sick to ask what kind of medicine you should buy. PGP.