He lives in Tysons! That’s like claiming you had a “New York weekend” when you live in East Orange and drunk drove into the city a couple of times. Might as well be a soccer mom.
Have you considered becoming an overweight man careening towards middle age with a scarred and dying liver? Really working out well for me in the tolerance department. Everything else, not so much, but you win some you lose some.
Suggest your co-workers buy Puerto Rico bonds that tanked since Mr. T suggested zeroing out their debt if you want to sound like a smart investor/opportunistic monster
One of the things I’m most looking forward to about having a kid is going to be pulling a fully stocked bar around in a wagon while they’re trick or treating
Still a big trash move, sorry
Name checks out
I agree, shallow AND pedantic
He lives in Tysons! That’s like claiming you had a “New York weekend” when you live in East Orange and drunk drove into the city a couple of times. Might as well be a soccer mom.
I…sort of do?
Popping in without reading to say yes
Borderline impossible to read
I feel like he is extremely high key the most badass on the show
Getting this tattooed on my neck
It’s like $100 for five years. If it’s a scam it’s the worst thought-out scam ever
we get it, you’re poor
Have you considered becoming an overweight man careening towards middle age with a scarred and dying liver? Really working out well for me in the tolerance department. Everything else, not so much, but you win some you lose some.
Suggest your co-workers buy Puerto Rico bonds that tanked since Mr. T suggested zeroing out their debt if you want to sound like a smart investor/opportunistic monster
One of the things I’m most looking forward to about having a kid is going to be pulling a fully stocked bar around in a wagon while they’re trick or treating
Might not have my priorities in order yet.
One of these days I’m gonna have to figure what the fuck a block chain is.
Today is not that day.
This kills my theory that will has been secretly engaged for months
This made me legitimately angry by proxy. Name and shame (and link us to their yelp/trip advisor page)
toss in a few “in my opinions” and your defamation liability magically disappears
Definitely get the guests in on it
Thought I was gonna be able to go to Germany for a new project. Turns out they have a satellite site in New Jersey. FML.