Make sure to make aggressive eye contact with coworkers through the crack in the stall to assert your dominance. Greet fellow bathroom goers with a handshake when they enter and ask if they need anything, remember it’s your domain, act like it.
International Business Degree is pretty solid if you minor in a second language. If you learn Chinese you can expect 6 figures out of college. The rub is you have to live in a polluted dump like Shanghai. Hong Kong is pretty sweet though.
My friend got contacted by the Russian Mafia who were laundering money through Runescape and built a drug empire selling ecstasy making 200,000 a month until getting arrested and going to prison… So there’s always that
I don’t Ghost. I’ve mastered the long drawn out text conversation that slowly dies and you never see them again but can still feel like you’re not a dick. It works pretty well actually.
Advertise
Back and Chest is a good split actually. Arnold’s favorite
Sales seems so much better now, thanks
We are on a site called Post Grad Problems
None of those examples in #10 are inspirational quotes Kendra
Watch The dog Whisperer and get a clicky button and some dark chocolates for treats. Use the squirt bottle sparingly though.
It’s all about the eye contact, its how you get ahead in the corporate world
Make sure to make aggressive eye contact with coworkers through the crack in the stall to assert your dominance. Greet fellow bathroom goers with a handshake when they enter and ask if they need anything, remember it’s your domain, act like it.
The cameras pointed at the bedroom and backyard definitely trumps the 2 barking dogs but I catch your drift.
Douchebag neighbor, great thing to advertise if you’re trying to sell your house. I’m sure she’ll get top dollar for it
That explains the chest tat
I’d have to be 4 days into a bender before I would consider wearing a shirt like that.
Apply to investment banks in China like Morgan Stanley
Kendra just like doesn’t want to define who she is, that’s too mainstream… Namaste.
International Business Degree is pretty solid if you minor in a second language. If you learn Chinese you can expect 6 figures out of college. The rub is you have to live in a polluted dump like Shanghai. Hong Kong is pretty sweet though.
Pro tip: All you need is to up your silent fart game.
Of all the foods you could hate on you choose Greek Yogurt?
My friend got contacted by the Russian Mafia who were laundering money through Runescape and built a drug empire selling ecstasy making 200,000 a month until getting arrested and going to prison… So there’s always that
I got kicked out of a bar last night, on a Monday… I really need to get my shit together.
And Tequila Tuesday
I don’t Ghost. I’ve mastered the long drawn out text conversation that slowly dies and you never see them again but can still feel like you’re not a dick. It works pretty well actually.