A guy once called me his girlfriend in front of his family without warning. I quickly corrected him and said I wasn’t his girlfriend. Very awkward after that.
I really dislike German Shepherds after living with my roommate’s dog from hell. I even feel bad about it but can’t stand them. I deserve the downvotes.
Driving out to San Diego early tomorrow with my sister. Plans to hang out around town and then see High Valley at Moonshine Beach, then drive back to Phoenix after the show
Taught my five year old nephew to call my brother a dildo. It was all fun and games until his kindergarten teacher called his mom about inappropriate name-calling
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A guy once called me his girlfriend in front of his family without warning. I quickly corrected him and said I wasn’t his girlfriend. Very awkward after that.
I really dislike German Shepherds after living with my roommate’s dog from hell. I even feel bad about it but can’t stand them. I deserve the downvotes.
I was gonna like this, but I’ll leave it at 69 likes for you
Driving out to San Diego early tomorrow with my sister. Plans to hang out around town and then see High Valley at Moonshine Beach, then drive back to Phoenix after the show
If someone could post a “how-to” guide for sliding into DMs that would be really helpful
I’ve got the day off but I’m gonna head into the office anyways to get ahead on some projects. Looking forward to a distraction free office today.
This is exactly what I needed this morning. Ready to crush the day.
Still waking up late. PGP.
Headin out to 16 tomorrow! I’ve been training my liver for weeks for this.
I’ll buy him another beer as long as he stops talking to his ex.
Story from this weekend? My manager at my second job got drunk, made out with his cousin, then tried to stab a security guard with a utility knife.
Who the hell is down voting this
Tonight going for dinner and live music downtown. Tomorrow celebrating my dads 65th birthday. Copious amounts of alcohol both nights.
Culinary Dropout is a fantastic spot. Didn’t realize they expanded to Austin.
I was at the casino until 4:30 am but I’m not a quitter so got to the office before 8:15 and started crankin out reports
Taught my five year old nephew to call my brother a dildo. It was all fun and games until his kindergarten teacher called his mom about inappropriate name-calling
Drunkenly stolen ubers is what led to my friend having a black eye at his niece’s christening. Don’t be that guy.
I closed my browser and opened up the PGP app because I wasn’t ready for that kind of change on a Monday morning.
I started at $40k my first year out of college. This hit entirely too close to home.
I just came here to say that I really enjoy your photo