I find myself getting to bars earlier and earlier to avoid crowds. PGP

I do my window shopping on Monster and CareerBuilder. PGP

The 80/20 rule: do 80% of my work in 20% of the week. PGP

I purposely print from the printer across the office to have an excuse to leave my desk. PGP.

I just lost all respect for my coworker because she doesn’t like Chipotle. PGP.

I can identify my coworkers by their bald spots. PGP.

I get excited when I think about what I’m gonna wear next casual Friday. PGP.