I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again: best cure for the scaries is to stop being a pansy. Probably the reason why older generations look at us and see us as those “worthless millennials” because all we do is complain about working. Zombieland got it right, “Nut up, or shut up.” America.
My bachelor parties are dope. Given, we drink a shit ton of wine, but it’s cheap and easy to make (at least for me) and it makes all the girls come and join the party.
I’m a Cubbie. Don’t get me wrong, we can be obnoxious. But let’s be real, we have a reason to be. We haven’t been legit since 1908, when we had just become the Chicago Cubs. 1989 was alright, but no where near as good. We lost two straight games to the Brewers, so that had me in some serious pain. Other than that, yes, we will be obnoxious. Also, if you were curious why I’m a Cubs fan: the President of the Club is Theo Epstein (Theo is “God” in Greek).
This is why I still believe modern art has zero merit. Since when is a urinal considered “art” only because you called it “Fountain.” Makes no sense. Go back to the olden days, the Renaissance! The Renaissance for me is like what College was for you all. Glory days.
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Fuck you, Prisce!!!
I gotchu fam
Eternity has no age, brah.
We haven’t forsaken you, you just gotta stop being a wimp. And I mean that lovingly. I am always with you.
Nah, did you see me complain when I got flogged, carried the cross and crucified? Savage.
Nut up, Will. God created you for great things!
I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it again: best cure for the scaries is to stop being a pansy. Probably the reason why older generations look at us and see us as those “worthless millennials” because all we do is complain about working. Zombieland got it right, “Nut up, or shut up.” America.
You shall be richly rewarded, my son.
I’m on the top floor. Sometimes I dance around on my kitchen floor or drop a stack of books for fun. Hippies who live below me deserve it anyway.
My bachelor parties are dope. Given, we drink a shit ton of wine, but it’s cheap and easy to make (at least for me) and it makes all the girls come and join the party.
God also thinks it’s awful
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!? I WAS NOT ASKED FOR PERMISSION REGARDING THIS!!! BLASPHEMY!
I’m all in on Jordan. He has repented for his past sins.
I’m a Cubbie. Don’t get me wrong, we can be obnoxious. But let’s be real, we have a reason to be. We haven’t been legit since 1908, when we had just become the Chicago Cubs. 1989 was alright, but no where near as good. We lost two straight games to the Brewers, so that had me in some serious pain. Other than that, yes, we will be obnoxious. Also, if you were curious why I’m a Cubs fan: the President of the Club is Theo Epstein (Theo is “God” in Greek).
He’s an alien with booze around him, that is the pic.
This is why I still believe modern art has zero merit. Since when is a urinal considered “art” only because you called it “Fountain.” Makes no sense. Go back to the olden days, the Renaissance! The Renaissance for me is like what College was for you all. Glory days.
And people still look at my life and say I wasn’t serious about what I said. This article proves I was right. Fuckers.
Life is a precious thing! Be open… I can’t do this anymore.
What can I say, I’m a popular guy.
Stop being a pansy. Pretty damn good cure. Helped the boys during ‘Nam and WW2.