I WENT TO BED AT MIDNIGHT AND WAS UP AND DOWN ALL NIGHT LONG UNABLE TO SLEEP!!!! IM ABOUT TO POUND A COFFEE AND GET SHIT DONE TODAY!!!!! THANK GOD ALL I HAVE TO DO IS LET STUDENTS PRESENT, I DONT ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO ANYTHING MYSELF!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
No, I’m not thinking any of that stuff In the first paragraph, Will. I’m actually sitting in my lawn chair sipping a coffee on my porch because Goddamnit it’s Presidents Day and schools are closed for the day and it’s a beautiful 69 degrees outside and the sun is shining.
NO WORK TODAY!!!!!! SO IM GOING TO GO TO THE GUN RANGE AND GET SOME PRACTICE IN AND THEN IM GOING TO COME HOME AND MAKE A TALL GIN AND LEMONADE AND LAY BY THE POOL!!!! SUCK IT!
ITS FRIDAY!!!!! IM JUST GOING TO WALK INTO THE SCHOOL TODAY AND SAY “FUCK YOU” TO EVERYONE I PASS BY!!!! COUNTERPRODUCTIVE? PROBABLY, BUT GODDAMNIT IF IT ISNT FRIDAY AND IM STOKED!
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I don’t hate a lot of people: Lena is at the top of the list.
Wait, I’m fucking idiot. I’m having a goddamn day.
I’m confused, did the NYT name drop you or not? It would appear they didn’t but your click bait title says otherwise.
I got anxiety from this article and I’m not even married
I WENT TO BED AT MIDNIGHT AND WAS UP AND DOWN ALL NIGHT LONG UNABLE TO SLEEP!!!! IM ABOUT TO POUND A COFFEE AND GET SHIT DONE TODAY!!!!! THANK GOD ALL I HAVE TO DO IS LET STUDENTS PRESENT, I DONT ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO ANYTHING MYSELF!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Desert winters get cold, man.
Also, onesie pajamas. *mic drop*
Gonna get shat on, but here goes: I like wearing socks to bed. COME AT ME!
It’s OK, I was crucified for everyone sins, I can handle being downvoted.
What about Bruce from “The League?” Jenny’s Dad.
I appreciate that. I’m going to take a shot of vodka just for you today.
No, I’m not thinking any of that stuff In the first paragraph, Will. I’m actually sitting in my lawn chair sipping a coffee on my porch because Goddamnit it’s Presidents Day and schools are closed for the day and it’s a beautiful 69 degrees outside and the sun is shining.
NO WORK TODAY!!!!!! SO IM GOING TO GO TO THE GUN RANGE AND GET SOME PRACTICE IN AND THEN IM GOING TO COME HOME AND MAKE A TALL GIN AND LEMONADE AND LAY BY THE POOL!!!! SUCK IT!
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This is trash, Will. But that’s to be expected from you.
DAMN RIGHT!
ITS FRIDAY!!!!! IM JUST GOING TO WALK INTO THE SCHOOL TODAY AND SAY “FUCK YOU” TO EVERYONE I PASS BY!!!! COUNTERPRODUCTIVE? PROBABLY, BUT GODDAMNIT IF IT ISNT FRIDAY AND IM STOKED!
Firehouse Subs: Large Hook and Ladder. Then I’m making a John Daly with gin. Hump day.
I gotchu, fam.
Should’ve added “Memento Mori” in there for extra intensity