Honestly I just don’t have the leftover brain function at the end of a workday to make something creative/tasty for dinner for one person – I like to mindlessly shovel nutritional food into my mouth-hole during the week and enjoy my meals on the weekends. Just easier that way for me
Here’s the advice that got me over the microwaved leftovers mindset: “you’re eating for purpose, not for taste.” Some meathead told me that during college and it changed my whole perspective on meal prep and eating clean in general
Little do they know, while their lawns are getting murdered in this column Terry actually got murdered in a completely different and seemingly unrelated Duda column
if a girl is offering condomless sex you could literally drain a gallon of my blood and shove the tip of a qtip up my junk – whatever it takes to get that no-glove love
Right? I got a serious case of secondhand anxiety for the poor dude who got broken up with and then had this chick go absolutely certifiably batshit insane on him for moving on with his life.
This girl sounds like she needs to talk to someone
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Honestly I just don’t have the leftover brain function at the end of a workday to make something creative/tasty for dinner for one person – I like to mindlessly shovel nutritional food into my mouth-hole during the week and enjoy my meals on the weekends. Just easier that way for me
Here’s the advice that got me over the microwaved leftovers mindset: “you’re eating for purpose, not for taste.” Some meathead told me that during college and it changed my whole perspective on meal prep and eating clean in general
“bUt NiCk IsNt ThIs AnOtHeR aRtIcLe AbOuT yOu DrInKiNg”
Little do they know, while their lawns are getting murdered in this column Terry actually got murdered in a completely different and seemingly unrelated Duda column
if a girl is offering condomless sex you could literally drain a gallon of my blood and shove the tip of a qtip up my junk – whatever it takes to get that no-glove love
Right? I got a serious case of secondhand anxiety for the poor dude who got broken up with and then had this chick go absolutely certifiably batshit insane on him for moving on with his life.
This girl sounds like she needs to talk to someone
You can see what it predicts your political affiliation as too, and it’s really accurate (or at least it was for me)
I’m so confused
Did a yeti inappropriately touch you when you were a young child or something?
T-R-I-G-G-E-R-E-D
or you could just, you know, ask her…if it means that much
First and hopefully last time
@Nived your PGP handle makes so much more sense now
Snobby is a lowkey great drop since they added ATKs and rifts. Westworld down by Paradise is another great one
Absolutely not.
What was said earlier about this site “lacking meaningful content” recently? PGP just pulled a PGPNM (postgradpowernivedmove)
Daddy needs those new Vokeys tho
Plot Twist: she’s going to “surprise” him with a cake. And not the type of cake that actually means sex.
also exponentially closer to the sun
Buy a Filson bag and call it a life John
and then summarily denies saying hi