Being asked what your plans are for the weekend by older coworkers then extremely disappointing them with your response. PGP.

My friend just had a kid, and now he sucks. PGP

I probably peaked at 21. Maybe 22. PGP.

I just want someone to help me pay rent and also have sex with. PGP.

Nobody ever responds to my Snapchats. PGP.

The amount of work I didn’t do today almost makes me feel guilty. Almost. PGP.